31 definitions by billthecat

BP

Short for "butt plug".

A BP is used to stop stop any oil or lubricants from leaking out the orifice.

by billthecat July 5, 2010

angry mob

An erection you get on a date when it's not supposes to get out of your pants.

Oh no, it's another angry mob.

by billthecat October 19, 2012

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

Spanish exit

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit

He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.

by billthecat June 13, 2012

TSA

Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".

The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.

Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.

by billthecat February 17, 2010

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

by billthecat March 6, 2014

misogyny

The hatred of women including the entrenched prejudice against female kangaroos.

The movie Crocodile Dundee promotes misogyny because it only features male crocodiles.

by billthecat October 17, 2012