St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.
Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.
by billthecat November 21, 2012
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toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.
by billthecat March 04, 2010
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bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.
My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.
by billthecat March 06, 2014
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Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.
by billthecat November 20, 2012
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wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.
Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
by billthecat October 19, 2010
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Spanish exit

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit
He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.
by billthecat June 13, 2012
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