British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

burger dump

A way of dumping an unwanted guest before Thanksgiving dinner by instead taking the guy over to a crappy burger joint such as McDonald's.

Instead of getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner I got the burger dump.

by billthecat February 06, 2009

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

Gaza Strip minute

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.

This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.

by billthecat November 27, 2012