billthecat's definitions

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

holdout

To pass someone over in order to wait for someone else better to come along. Common practice in both dating and job interviews.

After the job interview the company decided to holdout and interview more candidates.

by billthecat January 18, 2010

urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.

Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.

by billthecat November 7, 2012

spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.

The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.

by billthecat February 9, 2010

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

by billthecat July 28, 2009

HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

by billthecat March 8, 2010

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

by billthecat March 17, 2014