Definitions by billebllunt
Warphan
Noun
1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.
Warphan by billebllunt March 11, 2014
Spontanus
Noun
1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
Spontanus by billebllunt February 12, 2014
Flock of Seagulls
Noun
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
Flock of Seagulls by billebllunt January 20, 2014
Cheech or Chong position
Noun
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
Cheech or Chong position by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Stashfro
Verb - Stashfro(ed) Stashfro(ing)
1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.
Noun
1. A stash spot in an afro.
1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.
Noun
1. A stash spot in an afro.
OG: "Whenerr I push crack rock on the corner, I like to have my lil retarded nephew Tyrone wit me."
Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"
OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."
Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"
OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."
Stashfro by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Scrotch
Adjective
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
Scrotch by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Hosacea
Noun
1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
Hosacea by billebllunt January 19, 2014