Noun
1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"
A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
by billebllunt May 09, 2014
Noun
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
Noun
1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
"Peyton Manning is good at using his playcalls and vocal fluctuation to draw the defense offsides, but just wait til you see him peytomime."
by billebllunt December 12, 2013