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1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
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1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
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1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
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1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
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1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
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1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
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1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.
by billebllunt March 11, 2014
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