bilbo baggins's definitions

New Canaan

Home to the utterly fabulous New Canaan Country School..... don’t worry that was a joke. They just think they’re cool because of those jackets saying “Mary, varsity everything because we can afford for private lessons in all sports ever created”. New Canaan is basically a civilization that thrives on Lacoste Polos and Lilly Pulitzer cocktail dresses. Throw in a couple bottles of really nice wine, probably from their privates vineyards in Napa Valley or something share of one valuing over $2 million dollars. Of course there is also the lovely town. Ah town, a peaceful place, except when all the Saxe kids and NCHS freshman get out and raid the streets, locating themselves mostly in front of Mackenzie’s. Chewing gum and drinking root beer, pay close attention to the root part, thinking 'wow we are bad, we just stole a gummi worm from the jar'. New Canaan mothers spend their mornings getting mani-pedis and the afternoons driving their children from one soccer team to another. A cocktail party and night then off to bed in their master bedroom the size of most apartments.

Fake, becuase they have all been botoxed.

by Bilbo Baggins April 7, 2005

ghady

Ghady is an very ancient Arabic term rthat translates to “my future”. Naming someone Ghady will gift him the power of mastering his own future.

According to many ancient parchements, Ghadys are often very smart, cute, and trustworthy. It is often said that Ghadys could also have a special ability to feel and express beauty all around them.

Hey it’s my “Ghady” you’re talking about!
You’re “Ghady”

by Bilbo baggins September 24, 2017

snoiu

a niose that manda makes wen she starts her period

snoiu im on!

by bilbo baggins August 12, 2003

skatter

a slang term used to describe an abundance of hot girls in one location.

jus bru, did you see all that skatter-ass at the mall.

by bilbo baggins October 1, 2003

innamoo

means i am going now. cya in a moo
modified from the common sayinginnabit

im going fishing in the moo! this will be fun innamoo

by bilbo baggins March 13, 2005

bosty

chavs use this to say "this is very amusing/ delightable/ exsquisite/ great etc but instead use it to shit on the English language with e.g.

wo mate, fuckin.......er.......fuckin bosty as owt that is mate! fuckin........i wannit dickead that there is sum bosty as fuck shit!

by bilbo baggins March 13, 2005

macarena dump

ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
bling! see dump

wo man im doing the macarena whilst shitting! o wow ive whipped it good and proper!

by bilbo baggins March 13, 2005