diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.
All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.
by bigtones January 13, 2005
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love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.
Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.
by bigtones July 27, 2004
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sis kiss

A situation that's so bad, so uncomfortable, so incredibly AWFUL, that the only thing you can compare it to is French kissing your sister.
Man, I just got caught jerking off in the Boys' bathroom. This is such a sis kiss!
by bigtones March 25, 2005
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anti-hero

The anti-hero is the hero who does the right thing, albeit with tactics that aren't always what you would call ethical. They are more interested with getting the job done than doing it as virtuously as possible, therefore showing how morally ambiguous they are. The anti-hero has become more popular with society today because people can identify better with the good-guy who sometimes does the not-so-good things; the hero who does no wrong is outdated and is becoming increasingly irrelevant in this day and age. They are the product of a society in which the line between good and bad is becoming harder to tell.
A few examples of the anti-hero include: James Bond, Wolverine, Han Solo, Clint Eastwood's 'The Man With No Name', Batman, Indiana Jones, Rambo, and Malcolm X, to name a few.
by bigtones July 25, 2007
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product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.
"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"
by bigtones December 26, 2008
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Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.
by bigtones December 08, 2004
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bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.
Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.
by bigtones July 23, 2004
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