bigtones's definitions

blue wall of silence

The police's very own "Stop Snitchin" program.

The police claim that the Stop Snitchin program is preventing them from solving crimes, but their own blue wall of silence is just as damaging.

by bigtones May 6, 2007

ap physics

Sucks! We do one chapter a day! The work is just too much, and too intense.

I'd be lucky for a 3 on the AP exam.

by bigtones December 16, 2004

kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

by bigtones May 27, 2006

kanye west

One of the most innovative rappers in the game today. His songs are so cool and so deep, this nigga is THE MAN.

He's gonna be one of the greatest rappers of all time, if not THE best.

by bigtones September 29, 2004

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

the empire strikes back

The greatest sequel in film history.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet...

by bigtones September 11, 2004

Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the late greats of hip-hop and the most vivid and memorable member of the Wu Tang Clan.

Rest in perfect peace, Ol' Dirty.

by bigtones November 13, 2004