bigtones's definitions

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 8, 2005

Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

gaa-bage

How New Yorkers and people from the Northeast say 'garbage.'

"Boy, that movie was gaa-bage!!!!"

by bigtones January 11, 2005

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005

September 11

The day that changed America forever.

Big-ups to evryone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11. My heart goes out to all of you.

by bigtones January 12, 2005

diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005