87 definitions by bigtones

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.
"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"
by bigtones May 5, 2007
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The superhighway that extends from Canada to the Florida Keys.
The 95 can get you anywhere on the East Coast.
by bigtones September 12, 2004
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A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.
My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!
by bigtones September 19, 2004
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The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.
"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"
by bigtones January 2, 2005
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Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.
And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!
by bigtones January 13, 2005
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The crappiest rap group ever.
"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?
by bigtones April 6, 2005
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The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.
- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...
by bigtones January 12, 2005
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