Definitions by bigtones

Santana Claus 

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

Santana Claus by bigtones December 8, 2004

The Village 

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

The Village by bigtones December 8, 2004

Ol' Dirty Bastard 

One of the late greats of hip-hop and the most vivid and memorable member of the Wu Tang Clan.

Rest in perfect peace, Ol' Dirty.

Ol' Dirty Bastard by bigtones November 13, 2004

P. Diddy 

Is gonna get shot once Shyne gets out of jail.

You heard it here first. Remember that.

P. Diddy by bigtones November 9, 2004

Axis of Evil 

George W. Bush's vendetta list.

It includes Iran, N. Korea, France, Germany, math, english, pretzels, Dick Cheney's heart, young voters, John Kerry, the cast from Queer Eye, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, the Dixie Chicks, Michael Moore... it never ends.

Axis of Evil by bigtones November 2, 2004

George Lucas 

A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.

I think of him as Darth Lucas.

George Lucas by bigtones October 7, 2004

darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004