bigtones's definitions

gaa-bage

How New Yorkers and people from the Northeast say 'garbage.'

"Boy, that movie was gaa-bage!!!!"

by bigtones January 11, 2005

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005

Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 8, 2005

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005

R. kelly

The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.

"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"

by bigtones January 2, 2005

San Andreas

The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.

The greatest game ever. Nuff said.

by bigtones January 1, 2005