stupid girls

Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.
This is how stupid girls might talk:

"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."

"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."

"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"

"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
by bigtones April 16, 2006
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oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones July 25, 2007
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crime mob

"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?
by bigtones April 05, 2005
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mcenroe

A show that no one watches.
The only one i expect to read this definition is mcenroe himself. otherwise, i feel very sorry for u.
by bigtones August 31, 2004
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War

America's new national pastime.
"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.
by bigtones December 14, 2004
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metro-north

New York's subway for white people.
"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."
by bigtones June 01, 2006
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San Andreas

The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.
by bigtones January 01, 2005
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