bigtones's definitions

crime mob

The crappiest rap group ever.

"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?

by bigtones April 5, 2005

friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

by bigtones December 8, 2004

SAT

A pretty fair test IF you prepare accordingly for it.

I studied for 4 months and got a 1310. Hooray for me!!!

by bigtones December 9, 2004

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

by bigtones December 14, 2004