boston

The only place where it's normal to talk like this:

"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."

Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!

by bigtones July 25, 2005

rocapads

Feminine pads produced by the Rocafella family. First advertised on Chappelle's Show.

"If your bum is leakin, you need to be seekin -- Rocapads. It's the Roc!!!"

by bigtones August 09, 2006

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

by bigtones May 23, 2006

spot killer

Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.

Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!

by bigtones August 29, 2006

star wars

The epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.

Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.

by bigtones September 10, 2004

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004