Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 09, 2005

New Jersey

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

by bigtones November 27, 2005

green day

A great rock band that gives a vital message to the American youth.

Shit, I just like them because they hate Bush.

by bigtones October 05, 2004

super bowl

The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!

by bigtones January 15, 2005

gaa-bage

How New Yorkers and people from the Northeast say 'garbage.'

"Boy, that movie was gaa-bage!!!!"

by bigtones January 12, 2005

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 12, 2005

zac efron

The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musical and Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.

Zac Efron is destined for one of those VH1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.

by bigtones August 22, 2007