bigtones's definitions

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

geek

There are certain signs to being a geek and not a nerd. You would be a geek if:

1. You have a "My other car is a Millenium Falcon" bumper sticker on your car.

2. You think your retainer resembles a Klingon Warship.

3. You can can tell what speed a computer is connecting just by the sound the modem makes.

4. You think your computer speaks to you in English.

5. You can write papers in Binary.

6. You use a VoiceModem headset when making calls.

7. Your idea of a house party is snacking on Rice Krispy Treats and watching Tron.

8. You've seen The Guyver.

9. You have the TIE Fighter ion cannon as your ringtone.

10. You call your bedroom the Fortress of Solitude.

11. If you are able to give ten identifying signs of a geek.

by bigtones July 10, 2005

War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

by bigtones December 14, 2004

chick flick

A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!

by bigtones September 19, 2004

Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.

Yeah. Baretta did that shit.

by bigtones January 18, 2005

e-racist

The person too scared to reveal their racist feelings in person (for fear of ridicule or getting beat the fuck up), so they revert to blogs and/or forum posts on the internet to show their prejudice for people of other races/creeds/religions etc.

-Video of a white kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: lol, that kid got pwwwned...

-Video of a black kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: LMAO, sparkling wiggle got destroyed!!! Whats the matter, too much fried chicken and watermelon? Lol pour some grape soda over it, you'll feel fine. Maybe you should go back to basketball, coon!

by bigtones August 5, 2007