George Lucas

A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.

I think of him as Darth Lucas.

by bigtones October 07, 2004

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 11, 2006

P. Diddy

Is gonna get shot once Shyne gets out of jail.

You heard it here first. Remember that.

by bigtones November 09, 2004

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007