bigtones's definitions

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

super bowl

The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!

by bigtones January 15, 2005

PCP

You know... that drug.

Also known as angel dust.
Crystal meth.
Sherman Helmsley.
Love Boat.
Ashy Larry...

by bigtones January 16, 2005

Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.

Yeah. Baretta did that shit.

by bigtones January 18, 2005

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

FYI

Acronym for Fuck You, Idiot.

Mr. Johnson sent me to the principal, so I told him "FYI," and I left.

by bigtones January 20, 2005