87 definitions by bigtones

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

RIAA

Acronym for Rich Industrial Assholes Anonymous.

They think they can control the system, but they don't realize that they're gonna lose eventually.

by bigtones January 31, 2005

love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.

Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.

by bigtones July 27, 2004

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 8, 2006

the empire strikes back

The greatest sequel in film history.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet...

by bigtones September 11, 2004

spring

If you're in college, the time when all the girls pull out their 'assets' from hiding and show them in short skirts, halters, and flipflops. Very nice weather too.

Winter makes you forget what you've been missing, but spring reminds you.

by bigtones March 28, 2007

Pro Bowl

Sorry, I don't watch it either.

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.

by bigtones February 14, 2006