Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).
1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!
by bigtones August 31, 2004
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Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.
"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."
by bigtones June 13, 2006
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Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
by bigtones January 10, 2005
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stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
by bigtones March 19, 2007
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return of the jedi

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.
by bigtones September 19, 2004
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Pro Bowl

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.
by bigtones February 14, 2006
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friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.
"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey
by bigtones April 07, 2005
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