bigtones's definitions

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007

Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

by bigtones December 8, 2004

FYI

Acronym for Fuck You, Idiot.

Mr. Johnson sent me to the principal, so I told him "FYI," and I left.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

A380

Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.

The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.

by bigtones June 19, 2006