87 definitions by bigtones

outcast

Simply a person who does not fit into any social hierachy, be it school, work, sports, etc.

"He's not as cool or as good looking as us. And he thinks he's making a point by treating us like we are invisible. What an outcast."
--Sample outward impression.

by bigtones June 5, 2006

Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.

Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.

by bigtones July 23, 2004

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones June 15, 2007

dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 13, 2006

stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

by bigtones March 19, 2007