bigtones's definitions

Joe Biden

Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.

Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."

by bigtones January 16, 2009

Pro Bowl

Sorry, I don't watch it either.

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.

by bigtones February 15, 2006

Axis of Evil

George W. Bush's vendetta list.

It includes Iran, N. Korea, France, Germany, math, english, pretzels, Dick Cheney's heart, young voters, John Kerry, the cast from Queer Eye, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, the Dixie Chicks, Michael Moore... it never ends.

by bigtones November 2, 2004

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007

nerd

Guys who'll be running the country in the future.

Nerds are stronger than all others because after years of ridicule, they still come on top.

by bigtones October 15, 2006

George Lucas

A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.

I think of him as Darth Lucas.

by bigtones October 7, 2004