bigtones's definitions

return of the jedi

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.

Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.

by bigtones September 19, 2004

james bond

The only British person who actually sounds cool when he speaks.

You can't get much smoother than "The name's Bond. James Bond."

by bigtones September 26, 2004

kanye west

One of the most innovative rappers in the game today. His songs are so cool and so deep, this nigga is THE MAN.

He's gonna be one of the greatest rappers of all time, if not THE best.

by bigtones September 29, 2004

cul-de-sac

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

by bigtones March 11, 2005

sis kiss

A situation that's so bad, so uncomfortable, so incredibly AWFUL, that the only thing you can compare it to is French kissing your sister.

Man, I just got caught jerking off in the Boys' bathroom. This is such a sis kiss!

by bigtones March 25, 2005

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

on the bubble

When your fucking a girl (or masturbating, whichever one piques your fancy) and you get a phone call right before you cum, thereby disrupting your "flow".

(Cell phone rings).
Kevin: "Hello? Dude, I'm on the bubble!! I'll call you back in 5 minutes!"

by bigtones March 30, 2005