bigtones's definitions

PCP

You know... that drug.

Also known as angel dust.
Crystal meth.
Sherman Helmsley.
Love Boat.
Ashy Larry...

by bigtones January 16, 2005

super bowl

The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!

by bigtones January 15, 2005

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

September 11

The day that changed America forever.

Big-ups to evryone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11. My heart goes out to all of you.

by bigtones January 12, 2005