bigtones's definitions

sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

cul-de-sac

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

by bigtones March 11, 2005

New Jersey

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

by bigtones December 28, 2005

super bowl

The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!

by bigtones January 15, 2005

darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

e-racist

The person too scared to reveal their racist feelings in person (for fear of ridicule or getting beat the fuck up), so they revert to blogs and/or forum posts on the internet to show their prejudice for people of other races/creeds/religions etc.

-Video of a white kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: lol, that kid got pwwwned...

-Video of a black kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: LMAO, sparkling wiggle got destroyed!!! Whats the matter, too much fried chicken and watermelon? Lol pour some grape soda over it, you'll feel fine. Maybe you should go back to basketball, coon!

by bigtones August 5, 2007

RIAA

Acronym for Rich Industrial Assholes Anonymous.

They think they can control the system, but they don't realize that they're gonna lose eventually.

by bigtones January 31, 2005