Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

green day

A great rock band that gives a vital message to the American youth.

Shit, I just like them because they hate Bush.

by bigtones October 05, 2004

grilled cheese virgin mary

Britney Spears' nickname in high school.

Or so says Joel McHale.

by bigtones June 13, 2005

boston

The only place where it's normal to talk like this:

"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."

Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!

by bigtones August 21, 2005

The Game

The best rapper to come out of Compton since Dr Dre.

The West Coast rap scene may be declining, but The Game is gonna turn that all around

by bigtones December 14, 2004

New Jersey

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

by bigtones December 28, 2005

SAT

A pretty fair test IF you prepare accordingly for it.

I studied for 4 months and got a 1310. Hooray for me!!!

by bigtones December 09, 2004