bigtones's definitions

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 8, 2005

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

spring

If you're in college, the time when all the girls pull out their 'assets' from hiding and show them in short skirts, halters, and flipflops. Very nice weather too.

Winter makes you forget what you've been missing, but spring reminds you.

by bigtones April 4, 2007

Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

by bigtones August 22, 2004

stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

by bigtones March 22, 2007

rocapads

Feminine pads produced by the Rocafella family. First advertised on Chappelle's Show.

"If your bum is leakin, you need to be seekin -- Rocapads. It's the Roc!!!"

by bigtones August 9, 2006

on the bubble

When your fucking a girl (or masturbating, whichever one piques your fancy) and you get a phone call right before you cum, thereby disrupting your "flow".

(Cell phone rings).
Kevin: "Hello? Dude, I'm on the bubble!! I'll call you back in 5 minutes!"

by bigtones March 30, 2005