fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion
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mexican barbecue

a sexual act involving 2 men and a very busy women.
also called spitroasting
you coming to my mexican BBQ?

only if your mum is there
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Geordie

inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'

tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
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wales

Wales is the mid western extremity of the british mainland.
Inhabited by Cymric peoples who are descended from the ancient Britons who were displaced from the rest of Britain by Saxon invaders in the 5th century AD.
Ironically the name Wales comes from the old english 'Waelas' which meant foreigner.
Still bitter against the english after over a thousand years and have in Cardiff City's supporters some of the most violent football fans in europe
'fancy a night out in cardiff?'

'fuck off its in Wales'
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Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation
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calcio

what Italians call football (or soccer if you are a yank)
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