bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

royal family

1)inbreds who sponge of taxpayers and make sure the Uk keeps its outdated laws and traditions
2) the reason loads of fat yanks come to the uk for a holiday
3) a rather amusing sit-com about a working class manchester family who's Patriarch farts a lot- considered high culture in britain and ireland -honest

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

bog trotter

an irishman, a bog wog

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

calcio

what Italians call football (or soccer if you are a yank)

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

guinea

an insult used in the Us fro an Italian
may come from when the suez canal was being built in the 19th century.
The italian labourers would work for a guinea a week where as the British and Irish labourers would want 2 guineas

Paulo Dicanio is a dirty,cheating,diving,Laziaele,guinea wanker

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003