A United States Senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit sexual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
The continuing saga of Sexator John Ensign, arising from his sexual involvement with his wife's best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the C Street Fraternity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
by benighse July 23, 2009
Political serendipity by a person named Sarah.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
My Joe Sixpack background qualifies me to run as a silly republican; and look, I got a $million dollar book deal-Is this Sarahdipity or what?
by benighse November 19, 2009
I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.
by benighse February 05, 2010
We saw her niplify. She went out into the cool air with her skank top on and her nipples got niplified in seconds to stand out and be noticed by all passing by.
by benighse November 19, 2009
"Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.
by benighse January 09, 2010
When opposing football fans make you mad, you simply let your BudBird fly. If you are 86 and own an NFL team, then the BudBird is valued at $250,000. Fine, let them both fly.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
by benighse November 19, 2009
"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009