Political serendipity by a person named Sarah.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
My Joe Sixpack background qualifies me to run as a silly republican; and look, I got a $million dollar book deal-Is this Sarahdipity or what?
by benighse November 20, 2009
Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"
by benighse July 28, 2009
Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
by benighse December 10, 2009
Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.
by benighse November 22, 2009
noun, New age sweet talk for commenting on nice breasts during play time, or discussing with a buddy in public when simply blurting out "nice breasts" won't do.
Gosh, what a nice set of chubnublets. I'll bet those would be pleasant bedroom toys when the clothes are peeled off. That blast of cold air sure niplified that nice rack of chubnublets walking by.
by benighse December 12, 2009
"Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.
by benighse January 10, 2010
Statements of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the Democrat saying it; the naive fantasy delusions of misunderstood musings by misfits in a political discussion of current reality to the Republican hearing it.
I always listen to the democralogical comments of my friends, but as a Republican, they go directly to the wastebasket in my brain, never to be repeated in polite company.
If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.
If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.
by benighse June 27, 2009