benighse's definitions
by benighse June 28, 2009
Get the whore muttmug. Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
Get the Palintologistmug. A type of English sandwich, concocted subsequent to the time of Lord Sandwich, made from pickles and dillos found near Piccadilly Square in London.
A got off the Tube at Piccadilly Square to grab the piccadillo sandwich on plain bread, then headed on to Cockfosters at the end of the line.
by benighse June 7, 2009
Get the piccadillomug. Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
by benighse December 9, 2009
Get the digital lipstick on your collarmug. "Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.
by benighse January 9, 2010
Get the Going Down Townmug. noun, New age sweet talk for commenting on nice breasts during play time, or discussing with a buddy in public when simply blurting out "nice breasts" won't do.
Gosh, what a nice set of chubnublets. I'll bet those would be pleasant bedroom toys when the clothes are peeled off. That blast of cold air sure niplified that nice rack of chubnublets walking by.
by benighse December 12, 2009
Get the chubnubletsmug. The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.
Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.
by benighse January 9, 2010
Get the partisansexshipmug.