ben dover's definitions

dumper

Big, or realy big. Being characterized by bigness. adj.

Shit! That dumper bitch just flicked me off.

by Ben Dover December 31, 2003

Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

by ben dover January 8, 2005

bible bitch

a strict follower of the bible even when it contradicts common sense, a closed-minded person who will only do what god tells them or what was written thousands of years ago in the bible.

If jesus told me blow up the world, I would do it because I am a bible bitch

by Ben Dover March 3, 2004

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

walmart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until walmart opened

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

PhantasyStarOnline

More addicting that crack, and a place for ugly teenagers to masturbate.

No girl's like me in my real life Ill buy this game and talk shit.And hit on girls and say Im a model, but in real I couldnt get laid in a morgue.

by Ben Dover August 11, 2003

race to the bottom

The current push by businesses to drive down the standard of living in America, as a result of businesses fighting to sell there products at the lowest possible cost in the marketplace. In order to achieve the lowest cost workers pay and benefits are reduced or eliminated. Wal-mart leads this race.

The race to the bottom is underway as the factory worker was fired and will have to take a job with 1/2 the pay of his former job.

by ben dover April 7, 2004