grundelcake 

A large obese german women with lots of body hair who works in the high school cafeteria.

Look out, that Grundelcake over there is eating all the pizza.

grundelcake by Ben Dover May 6, 2005

Grundlecakes 

(n.) grundlecakes are created when excess vaginal secretions seep from the vagina and run down to the grundle where they dry forming a flaky, crusty, build up. This usually occurs during aggressive foreplay or hardcore sex in the missionary position when the female becomes increasingly aroused and wet. The term grundlecakes refers to both the caking of the vaginal secretions to the grundle area, in addition to the actual flakes and clumps that shed from the grundle upon the bedsheets. Grundlecakes is not merely a female phenomena but can form on the male if the vaginal secretions are spread during intercourse to his grundle and dry there.

Erin was slightly disgusted and surprised to find grundlecakes all over her bedsheets the next morning after Anthony provided her with a weeks worth of orgasms the previous night.

Grundlecakes by Optimus P March 19, 2011

grendelbaker 

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer. Keeper of the greenest of lawns, overzealous of youth presence in it.

"grendelbaker is always right"

grendelbaker by thekad August 9, 2015