ben's definitions

5th Family

The hardest-working,, hardest-drinking family in the Zeta Nu chapter of Beta Theta Pi.

He drinks every day of the week. very 5th family.

by Ben December 13, 2004

sobig

A nasty little mass-mailing computer worm. Scans your computer for email addresses contained in html, txt, wab, and pab files (and others) and sends itself using SMTP to those addresses. Sends a special UDP packet to a remote server that may allow the worm to install additional worm-ish components or put a trojan on the infected machine.

Dumbass...you opened the sobig worm! scan your attachments you tool.

by Ben August 25, 2003

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 3, 2005

internet explorer

Pure Shit integrated into a browser. Then, the shit gets viruses and worms.. and that's how IE came to be.

Wow, this IE shit STINKS!

by Ben March 6, 2005

swirl

another name for sex. Also used as a question as to whether you would have sex with a person.

would you have a swirl at that?
Oh yea, I'd have a swirl!

by ben June 20, 2004

cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

fruitknocker

1: A person who knocks fruit.
2: A homosexual.

Maan your a fruitknocker.

by ben August 21, 2003