ben's definitions

Burnley

Burnley- the true art of football and one of mainfounders, if it wern't for this team/town there would be no such thing as football. so thank you Burnley for bringing us this superb game.

Blackburn's subs are worth more than Burnleys full team and still they cant maintain a comfortable position in the premiership their fore are completely utter bollocks

by Ben April 20, 2005

cashew dick

Some body with a dick shaped like a cashew. i.e. curved, small, and deformed

Most asians have cashew dicks

by Ben April 20, 2005

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

beauticious

Viciously beautiful. Mom

Seeing my mom naked is a very beauticious sight!

by Ben April 20, 2005

Hood Rich

A car that you don't not need a key to start.

That car is hood rich.

by Ben April 18, 2005

Freeport

A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.

youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?

by ben April 17, 2005

Aerosmith

America's greatest rock n' roll band. Members include Steven Tyler (vocals), Joe Perry (Lead Guitar), Tom Hamilton (bass), Brad Whitford (2nd guitar) and Joey Kramer (drums and percussion). Most famous songs are 'Dream On', 'Walk This Way' , 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)', 'Janies Got a Gun', 'Sweet Emotion', 'Love In An Elevator', 'I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing', 'Girls of Summe' and many more. In 1979, Joe Perry quits and is replaced with Jimmy Crespo and in 1980, Brad Whitford leaves and is replaced with Rick Dufay. Now, Aerosmith is back to it's original line-up and is still rockin hard.

We went to go see an Aerosmith concert in New York City.

Aerosmith is America's favorite rock band.

by Ben April 14, 2005