ben's definitions

kicks

shoes, usually of the basketball variety.

nice kicks bra, they new?

by ben November 7, 2003

king dong

length

what is your length

by ben October 13, 2003

34

Anal sex, simalar to 69.

I wanna 34 that girl!

by Ben February 9, 2005

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 5, 2003

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005