Definitions by ben

Dick-chameleon 

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

Dick-chameleon by Ben May 3, 2005

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

crildo by ben May 1, 2005

LOST 

The best fricken show that has ever aired on television.........if u haven't watched it u better start....IT THE BEST SHOW!!!!

LOST is the best show on t.v.!

LOST by Ben April 26, 2005

Parabolistic 

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

Parabolistic by Ben April 26, 2005

!!!1 

Happens when a careless internet queen gets excited and types too much.

Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1

!!!1 by Ben April 22, 2005

lil jon 

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.

Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.

lil jon by Ben April 22, 2005

goatman 

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

goatman by Ben April 22, 2005