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iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body

Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there

by Ben November 3, 2003

krispy kreme

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

by Ben March 4, 2005

dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.

Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!

by Ben December 7, 2003

Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

by Ben May 7, 2005