ripe

achin to get fucked.

Skyeesha's pussy is ripe as fuc

by ben December 19, 2002

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 19, 2005

yellow card

An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.

"I know she's on the rag, but I need to get some real bad."
"Yellow card, man, gross!"

by Ben December 29, 2004

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 05, 2003

Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

by Ben July 08, 2003

Jick

A random motion... usually done in a time of confusion or hyperness.

Syco jicks just a bit...

by Ben November 15, 2004

Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

by ben December 09, 2005