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flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"
by ben May 13, 2005
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sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!
by Ben September 1, 2003
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Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.
My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend
by Ben October 3, 2003
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essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did
by ben December 6, 2004
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calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight
Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell
by Ben September 16, 2003
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jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.
it's not retarded, jackpot.
by ben November 16, 2003
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Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors
RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)
by ben December 14, 2003
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