full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

rubbin rogers

two dudes rubbing their dicks together

I just walked in on my cousin and his best friend rubbin rogers!

by Beelzebubba April 14, 2015

Cornbread mouth

when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

by Beelzebubba January 03, 2018

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

broner

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015