assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

sloppy

To describe poo

I'm doing a sloppy poo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

pussy whipped

Owned by a woman

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003