Definitions by barbiehorror

T-Spermed 

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

T-Spermed by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Ladgeful 

Cumbrian slang for something being unfair.

Dave: Oh my god Ben your hair looks like a dead rat
Pete (Ben's friend): You can't say that, it's pure ladgeful
Ben: Yeah, stop being ladge

Ladgeful by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Pink Wheye 

When your boyfriend tries to cum on your breasts or face but misjudges the amount of lift needed and gets jizz in your eye...leading to pink eye and some serious questions about how your life turned out.

"What did you do that for, im going to get pink wheye"

Pink Wheye by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Clihorèt 

An increasingly popular cumbrian term for a female's clitoris. Pronounced with an appropriate soft "e" and fading to a silent "t", it's a polite and family friendly word.

"...and that is how you find the clihorèt"

Clihorèt by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

The Marijuans

What older people call marijuana in error.

"Say Herbert, can you smell the marijuans?"

The Marijuans by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Squart 

When you drop a squat and squirt at the same time, whether intentional or accidental.

I'm gonna squash
I just squarted

Squart by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Body Clap 

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.

My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!

Body Clap by barbiehorror August 5, 2016