Definitions by badwsky
Bic Pen Hole
The place where all Bic Pens, or some other cheap brands, in as much as a 10-pack seem to disappear to in a matter of a week and a half in an office, and a month and a half at home.
The manner in which the pens have vanished remains eternally unknown as if they were drawn into a black hole where all information is not retrievable.
The manner in which the pens have vanished remains eternally unknown as if they were drawn into a black hole where all information is not retrievable.
Jesus! I bough a whole bunch of pens last week and I only have one left! Did anyone open my draws? They can't just have disappeared like that! This keeps happening as if there is some friggin' Bic Pen Hole sucking them in!
Bic Pen Hole by Badwsky February 5, 2010
chick kiting
Moving around a bar or a party, paying attention to a woman then making an excuse to work oneself away, with the promise of returning, only to move on to doing the same with another woman, and another as many times as time allows.
Look a Thomas work that room: He must be kiting as many as eight chicks at a time. Ha, you must have heard him call that chick kiting! What do you expect from a banker dealing with checks all day?
chick kiting by Badwsky February 5, 2010
Schmuckaholic
One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.
Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?
Schmuckaholic by Badwsky February 5, 2010
Aged Of Aquarius
A burnt-out hippie from the early 70s. A late-starter, acid tripping dude or chick into the planetary signals and vibes of the Zodiac and their horoscope readings.
Joey, check out that smelly bum with the mandolin sitting on the station with that purple headband. He looks like my dad's friend from the Age of Aquarius. To tell ya the truth Mike, he looks more like he's from the Aged of Aquarius!
Aged Of Aquarius by badwsky February 5, 2010
penis umbra
The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...
That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.
penis umbra by badwsky February 5, 2010
ratware
Ratware is legitimate software that upon your checking "yes" to the agreement and completing the install, begins to report back to it's maker. It may recognize the music patterns of a song and suddenly show you the album cover art. It may store your searchwords, monitor you website activities, your subscribed-to usenet groups, and your non DRM videos in order to "enhance your experience" build a model of your interests or to report you to the authorities in order to make an example of you. It may report system errors along with the nature of the files that caused the crash.
Richie, I'd be careful using that ratware music player. it kind of creeps me out how it suddenly either shows you the cover art or suggests other songs by that artist. You can rename the file qwerty.mp3 and it still knows its Aerosmith! That ratware crap is gonna report you DRM free shit man. be careful. You can go offline, but maybe it remembers and rats you out later. Microsoft, Google, the whole music and film industry are acting in concert developing ratware.
Seventh Day Adventurist
A Jewish or a Seventh Day Adventist who defies his religious tenets and rules and instead goes to ski, bowl, or to participate in some such other leisure activity including drinking and carousing with other same-minded pals.
One who treats Saturdays the same day called The Sabbath as if it were any other day therefore is likely a blasphemer and one who risks the wrath of God by not attending church or temple.
One who treats Saturdays the same day called The Sabbath as if it were any other day therefore is likely a blasphemer and one who risks the wrath of God by not attending church or temple.
Oh, THAT woman. We never see her at temple. She must be one of those seventh day adventurists that will will pay later with her soul. It is disgraceful how she disrespects The Sabbath, and therefore her family.
Seventh Day Adventurist by Badwsky February 4, 2010