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zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003
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Website

There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
mugGet the Websitemug.

penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.
Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
mugGet the pennymug.

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.
<KindyGartener> Zila-what?
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003
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cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.
That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003
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the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003
mugGet the the pen is mightier than the swordmug.

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