look at me!

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

by bastardized bottomburp May 18, 2003

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

sell out

1) One who claims all these things unto his or her self but hypocritically contradicts this.
2) Those singers who do nothing but endorse products

fuck off, sell out, we don't listen to wuss-rock anymore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

linux\

What happens when you type 'linux' and hit Enter, accidently striking the back-slash key as well.

yuo sux0r at teh intarwebz0r!11 i am tehmaster of teh linux\

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

tekken

Actually not a bad game, but still rather easy to beat. Got some cool characters (True Ogre, Hwoarang etc.) 2-player is better than Arcade mode.

Not the greatest fighting game ever.

Tekken 4 is crap (few characters, slow-movement, just Tekken 3 with different costumes and 2 or 3 new characters), Tekken Tag Tournament is the best Tekken.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 19, 2003