baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

Soul Caliber II

I enjoy it. Not the best video game ever.

It's better than most fighting games (a lot more different battle types to do plus weapons to collect - over 200.)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

SARS

Science fiction concocted by the government to scare the peasants and little-folk.

<GovernmentOfficial> Those thousands of people didn't die of cancer, or AIDS! They died of SARS!
<Crowd> Oh my God!
<SelfEmployedBusinessman> Time to take advantage of such chaotic chaos and stock up on facial masks, claiming that they prevent SARS!

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

fuckhead

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

feud

A rivalry or argument. See flame war.

There will always be a feud about which gender is smarter: Men or Women.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003