baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

pr0nographic magazine

A porno, internet style.

I bought some pr0no on teh weekend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Dragonball Z

An anime shown on cartoon network a million times a week, with the whole series repeated 5 times before the news episodes come to rise. Still watched by millions of patient idiots. Dragon Ball Z is infamous for its 30-episode battle scenes. That's 15 hours of pure crap you need to watch to see the conclusion (which is always just the bad guy get exploded, and then a new enemy coming out of nowhere who is stronger for some reason)

Dragon Ball (the prequel series to DBZ) is no better. It was made in the 80's, and has a sad story line with no proper battles scenes or action. It is based around Goku, trying to find the Dragon Testicles for some reason. The main supporting character is Bulma, a slut with fake boobs who wants to use the Dragon Balls to get fucked. As for Oolong, the horny little hog, his purpose for the series is to annoy you with his bullshit voice and repetitive non-funny jokes.

Dragon Ball GT is supposedly much better. I haven't watched any of it, and I plan not to.

I watched 29 eps of Dragon Ball Z to see what happens to Frieza, and kicked my TV in when I found out what happened.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Motherfucker

Obie Trice's favorite word, sorta like how 50 Cent's favorite word is 'Shady/Aftermath'.

"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

no

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003