second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003

Doom

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.

You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

font

The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.

Sans:
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.

Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

windozer

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.

Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003