baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'

Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003