assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

all your base are belong to us

1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

Little Kim

Small midget-girl with a gnome-hat and gnome-boots

You' little like that Kim lady.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003