avialae's definitions

Melancholia

Basically, it's a less intense version of depression, though it differs from it in a lot of ways.

People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.

Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).

NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.

I need a lover. I want someone to fill up the gap in my heart. I smile, I laugh, I do my daily activities (not depressed), but I long for to be with someone - I have melancholia on a daily basis. :(

by avialae December 14, 2013

bitchy resting face

When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.

People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.

Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.

- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.

- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.

Next day:

- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......

- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!

Day 3:

- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?

- *sigh*

by avialae December 23, 2013

Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.

God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)

by avialae November 15, 2020

2016

The year of dying celebrities. 2016 lost so many prominent actors, actresses, singers and other prominent figures. Probably the most high profile celebrity death year since 2009.

Famous people who passed away in 2016 (many tended to be 80s icons):

David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)

by avialae December 29, 2016

Execute order 66

When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).

I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*

Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.

*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*

by avialae July 18, 2021

Widow's Peak

A widow's peak is the hairline making a V shaped point in the upper part of forehead. In extreme cases, it may go down to the upper center of the forehead - that's where it will look like a stereotypical Widows Peak where we see in Dracula and such. Some widow's peaks are less pronounced and more U-shaped, which show more only when a guy balds.

Most people don't have the stereotypical widow's peak, even though a lot of us do have a subtle one to some extent which mostly shows up in balding (for a man) or if you tie your hair back.

Those with a prominent and very obvious V shaped, widow's peak:

Jude Law, Kourtney Kardashian, Collin Farrel, Leonardo DiCaprio, William Shatner, Danny O’Donoghue (The Script), Jessie J, Wentworth Miller, CM Punk, Timothy Oliphaunt, Daniel Craig, Chris Hemsworth, Marilyn Monroe and Josh Duhamel.

Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Jason Lee, Jean Reno, Patrick Wilson, Sting, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Isaacs, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Dwayne Johnson and the late Heath Ledger are those with a less prominent and more U-shaped peaks (which are more obvious due to balding).

by avialae October 2, 2013

Eyegasm

Someone having the most attractive set of eyes where you can easily climax by looking at their eyes, and their eyes alone (when masturbating or fucking them). The climax which is triggered whilst looking at the eyes is an eyegasm.

Person 1: When I was coming I looked tensely in his eyes and the orgasm got more powerful. What was that?

Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.

by avialae October 8, 2013