ass master's definitions

osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

by Ass Master February 25, 2005

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

by ass master January 18, 2003

pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

by Ass master March 16, 2017

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

by ass master January 18, 2003

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

by ass master January 18, 2003