ass master's definitions

osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

by Ass Master February 25, 2005

masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

by ass master January 18, 2003

pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

by Ass master March 16, 2017

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

by ass master January 18, 2003

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

by ass master May 23, 2004

sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003