Definitions by ass master

pooloon 

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

pooloon by Ass master March 16, 2017

osb 

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

osb by Ass Master February 25, 2005

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

ho'er by ass master May 23, 2004

asspipe 

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

asspipe by Ass Master July 2, 2003

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

sofaking by ass master February 18, 2003

sausage wallet zephyr 

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

sausage wallet zephyr by ass master January 18, 2003

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

suqa m'dik by ass master January 18, 2003