ant's definitions

fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.

I like masturbating over fjortisar!

by Ant May 16, 2003

pronounciation

This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.

'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.

by ant July 5, 2004

Innactive

the black way of spelling inactive

TNG are innactive
Rammy is not innactivly racist

by Ant December 2, 2003

hair band

The word is used to describe a band That plays a genere of music commonly known 'hair metal'. the music was well known in the 80's, and characterized by: all of the band members having extremely long hair, usually high pitched male vocals, and heavy, piercing, distorted guitars. some examples of bands include; "dokken", "firehouse", and "white lion"

DUDE! "white lion" was definitely a hair band man.

by Ant July 13, 2004

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005

poodlefaking

to fornicate (in the gerund), fucking (verb only)

We wuz poodlefaking on the sofa when my bad ass little sister barged in.

by Ant July 17, 2003

turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004