cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 08, 2004

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 04, 2004

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

Innactive

the black way of spelling inactive

TNG are innactive
Rammy is not innactivly racist

by Ant December 02, 2003

Minifig

A crazy member of an awsome clan

A pyhsco

by ant November 20, 2003

Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.

Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!

by Ant February 02, 2005

Vitamin C

slang term for cocaine

by Ant September 05, 2003