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Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
by ant January 13, 2005
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gandhi's revenge

Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)
Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
by ant August 9, 2004
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salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.
I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!
by Ant June 3, 2004
mugGet the salabadertmug.

tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
by ant July 23, 2004
mugGet the tap-room lawyermug.

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.
'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'
by Ant December 5, 2004
mugGet the sock cookermug.

shagnasty

Usually used as a proper noun (someone's name) to show disdain, contempt. Also used in jest on acquaintances.
Hey Shagnasty! Get us a beer in, will you?
You shut yer fuckin' trap, Shagnasty!
by Ant August 8, 2003
mugGet the shagnastymug.

laxative

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant February 18, 2004
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