A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant November 11, 2007
baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!! baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
by ant June 21, 2004
by Ant April 22, 2004
A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!
A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ant February 17, 2005
A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.
by Ant May 16, 2003