ant's definitions

The Harvey

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.

The Harvey rocks. Period.

by Ant April 23, 2005

Vitamin C

slang term for cocaine

by Ant September 5, 2003

Cum

Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
1. Women
2. Batty Boys

I cummed all over that slut's nipples!

by Ant December 12, 2003

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 5, 2007

piss

1. urine

2. odd referrence to a fire ant

3. anger

1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.

2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.

3. man, you piss me off.

by ant January 13, 2004

just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.

"dont worry man, were just good friends"

by Ant July 13, 2004

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004