Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)
1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty
by Ant December 12, 2003
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slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.
Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!
by ant August 09, 2004
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Play Away

The best game shop in Kent. The games are cheap the service is friendly and the staff are always willing to help out. You can also play on thier LAN connection against other gamers for only &2.00 an hour. Where else can you find that?
Once, I was out on a trip with my friends. I bought a game, thinking I had enough money for the bus fare home, I bought a game. Later I realised I didn't have enough money. I ran back to the shop, asking for a refund. They gave me the amount of money I needed and let me keep the game!!! If you ever buy any games in Folkestone, make sure they're from Play Away.
by Ant April 23, 2005
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salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.
I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!
by Ant June 03, 2004
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gandhi's revenge

Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)
Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
by ant August 09, 2004
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Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.
by Ant April 23, 2005
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Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
by ant January 13, 2005
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