cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.
What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'
by ant August 08, 2004
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Batman's Lair

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.
by ant June 10, 2004
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Vitamin C

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slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.
Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!
by ant August 09, 2004
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morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'
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paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
by ant July 05, 2004
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Killa Cam

I'm still the man, word to Killa Cam
by Ant February 18, 2004
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