fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.

I like masturbating over fjortisar!

by Ant May 16, 2003

Play Away

The best game shop in Kent. The games are cheap the service is friendly and the staff are always willing to help out. You can also play on thier LAN connection against other gamers for only &2.00 an hour. Where else can you find that?

Once, I was out on a trip with my friends. I bought a game, thinking I had enough money for the bus fare home, I bought a game. Later I realised I didn't have enough money. I ran back to the shop, asking for a refund. They gave me the amount of money I needed and let me keep the game!!! If you ever buy any games in Folkestone, make sure they're from Play Away.

by Ant April 23, 2005

slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.

Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!

by ant August 9, 2004

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004

Cum

Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
1. Women
2. Batty Boys

I cummed all over that slut's nipples!

by Ant December 12, 2003

Vitamin C

slang term for cocaine

by Ant September 5, 2003