anonymous's definitions

kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

dude

Jessica's word of the day

Look dude I am gonna be a rock star, can you dig it dude

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

wfk

Who fucking knows

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

megatron

cock monger

needs no example.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

pish flaps

she has pish flaps like John Waynes saddlebags

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

omphaloskepsis

the inspection of one's navel

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

college

A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.

In college you have to pay to learn bullshit.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003