anon.'s definitions

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

avatar

1) A small picture beneath a persons username in posts on forums.
2) Some kind of incarnation of a god.

1) user's avatar is a piece of crap.
2) Fear the Avatar of Zeus!

by Anon. October 3, 2003

bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.

1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?

by Anon. October 3, 2003

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

Peaches Geldof

The act of going down on a girl during 'that time of the month'.

You gave her a Peaches Geldof?? You sick fucker!

by Anon. November 28, 2004

Abdullateef

Has a very positive mind and is very strong willed. Always looking on the bright side of life, Abdullateef enjoys making people happy. His character is one of a kind, and let's not forget that charming smile. Of course he's sexy and has this attractive thing about him in his personality. He's a very private person and Keeps a lot to himself. He's very caring and loving but hardly wants to show his feelings. To say the least, he is indispensable.

Abdullateef why you so sexy?

by Anon. July 10, 2015

stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

by Anon. October 1, 2003