A confused and difficult state of being, always looking for something to either piss you off or piss off someone else. Trying too hard to please yourself.
n. The male version of a woman's camel toe. The male's pants are pulled tight in an upward fashion inducing the testicles to form a hoof print pattern. These can be easily domesticated and they are a rare treat to see in the wild.
Jonalwaysgets away with showing his mamaluke to friends while walking into class.