andy's definitions

Grimlock

1) In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, a Grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. Grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) In Transformers, Grimlock is the leader of the Dinobots. He transforms into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A staple character throughout the entire run of the TV series and the comics, Grimlock even went through three different toy versions in Generation 1.

Me Grimlock! Me king! Me kick your butt!

by Andy July 22, 2004

parnwell

A place pikeys love to live and play!

Parnwell is a part of Peterborough, near the pikey caravan park and the Tescos depot

by Andy March 10, 2005

North Jersey

The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.

"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"

by Andy May 6, 2003

Guy Fawkes

The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.

by Andy April 21, 2004

Variag

A Tolkien word. Variags are inhabitants of a country called Khand, in southern Middle Earth, between Mordor and Harad. They aren't Haradrim, and nothing really is said about them, which makes one wonder why Tolkien put them in at all. Maybe they were to have some crucial role in a book he never got around to writing? One website says the Variags were very loyal to Sauron whereas the Haradrim were just tricked. At least that makes a bit of sense. In fact I don't think we're even told they're humans. They might be orcs. Or elves. Or aaracokra. AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! someone tell me what a Variag is!!!!!!

The Variag ambassador was not very popular at the royal court of Gondor.

What the hell is a Variag?????

by Andy April 18, 2004

shairsh

shairsh is when you jack off and shairsh comes out. the proper word for shairsh is semen

yo i shairshed all over her face
seeyalata i have to go and shairsh
when you shairsh have a tissue

by andy April 8, 2005

dosh bee

a word phil taught his kids so they could say "douche bag" without saying it.

"Kids, don't be a Dosh Bee"

by Andy July 22, 2003