andrew's definitions

arqa

brantfordian description for wallpaper differnt types of wallpaper

hey look at this arqa emma!

by andrew December 1, 2004

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly

Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??

by Andrew March 18, 2005

melomag

melody & magazine

m + a + m
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by Andrew December 9, 2003

screaming hyena

1. Noun. Sexual position
2. When one partner lays on the ground outside a tall structure, and the other partner jumps off the roof to provide extra thrust for the insertion.

Beth can do the screaming hyena four times before she becomes tired.

by Andrew December 2, 2004

dulating

Smooth and flat road

This road is so fucking boring its dulating.

by Andrew May 3, 2004

dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality

kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame

by andrew May 25, 2004

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004