andre's definitions

chigida

The act of seeing a chick and banging her raw diggity dizzy.

Dre chigida'd this honey that had doo doo on her butt.

by Andre February 12, 2004

school of fish

A bunch of turds floating in the toilet. Especially used to describe a picture of your shit which you send to your friends using your picture phone.

Hey! did you get that school of fish i sent you this morning?

by andre January 21, 2004

gorilla fingers

Human fecal matter. Generally sitting at the bottom of the toilet.

See Lincoln logs.

Aw man, someone left some gorilla fingers in the toilet.

by Andre January 15, 2004

bloodhorn

Male anatomy commonly referred to as "Penis"

She reached down into my pants and furiously grasped my bloodhorn.

by Andre January 14, 2004

go to six flags

To masturbate or "jack off"

Derived from The Seinfeld episode "The Bet," when Georges mother accuses him of treating his body as if it were an amusment park.

As soon as his roomates left, he went to six flags with a 20 year old copy of "Oui" magazine.

by Andre January 14, 2004

Treesock

Obsessed with Otacon.

(04/22/03)20:25:45 * Treesock is OTACON'S BITCH

by Andre January 7, 2004

short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."

His popularity was short-lived.

by Andre January 7, 2004