anarchist's definitions

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

School Without Balls

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.

School is Hell!

by Anarchist October 20, 2003

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

blubbernaut

a fat bag o' crap obsessed with reefer and rimjobs

"how's blubbernaut doing? Still have his head up the teacher's ass?

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

dogbox

also see: paddywagon
used in Australia, refering to the caged wagons the police use to transport people around in

"last night the cops took my mate away in a dogbox"

by anarchist October 11, 2003

Boo-yah

An annoying exclamation, often uttered by planetarium-headed freshmen who think they're karate kid, often in a high-pitched, grating, nasal tone.

"Boo-yah! I'll slap you!"

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.

"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."

by Anarchist June 17, 2017