Rudes

When your partner (Male or Female) is kneeling down to or in the process of giving you a Blow Job, quickly push their head back and give them a hard knee to the jaw, then flip them over and quickly insert your penis into their asshole. when they start to yell at you kick them in the balls or give them a swift cunt punt and ejaculate in their eyes.

Damn! you gave her a Rudes before you broke up, fuckin harsh!

by mmmDelicious April 25, 2007

Rudes

noun, rood-s
Nudes of a person who has since died and thus can no longer be obtained.

Yo Jake, how is your collection of RUDES going? Pretty good Kyle; Jessica topped herself last night, and so I have another 200 or so to add to my collection.

by BiggyTWC January 31, 2022

Rodney Rude

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

by kam75xx August 9, 2012

Urban Rudeman

A person who uses swear words in the Urban dictionary defintions

Theres another Urban Rudeman

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

rude lunch

The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.

Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!

by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017

Bit rude init

The most basic common British phrase used by Chavs, road-men, and even parents

Joshua: just getting my books out of my bag

Eva: your mums a bag

Joshua: bit rude init

by It’s a me April 25, 2020