alex's definitions

NOFX

*gasp* an actually GOOD punk band!!

i went to a NOFX concert the other day.

by alex January 22, 2003

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

mingin'

This is a Glasgow slang word, for stinkin, terrible etc

"The house was mingin" meaning it was dirty, smelly, the kind with sticky carpets!!
the garbage bin has not been emptied for weeks--mingin
Evolved to mean anything rotten, she was mingin.... stinkin

by Alex August 23, 2003

ubernoob

Comes from online gaming and is dervived from noob. Ubernoob is a higher level of noob and people often call people ubernoobs instead of just a normal noob for a change of pace when they kick people's ass.

*shoots friend in game then goes over and humps body yelling* Ha pwned you ubernoob.

by alex April 21, 2005

nugget

Someones head according to Violent Jay of ICP

"Ima lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky."

by Alex February 10, 2005

sf

Sexually Frustrated; Feelings of defeat and discouragement concerning one's sex life.

I haven't had sex in five months... I'm completely and utterly SF.

by Alex March 28, 2005

Democrat

Someone who is a liberal or left-wing. Someone who usually believes things such as:

•There should be seperation of church and state, whether or not we were founded by christians
•State's rights are important
•Proving murder is wrong by killing a murderer is stupid
•"Killing" an unborn baby, where the mother could die from childbirth, or was a rape victim, is o.k. If you have masturbated or eat chicken eggs for breakfast how could you be against it.
•Thinks we need to do something about global warming
•Favors higher taxes for a GOOD REASON! There are too many underfunded schools, and over forty million americans without basic healthcare. Taxes pay for that.
•Thinks even if you are against something, doesn't mean it should be illegal for others to do.
•And to all you republicans, its ok to be a republican, but don't go bashing democrats and then not even know how to spell it, or have tons of errors, that is just embaressing.

I am a democrat

Bill Clinton

He is a democrat, he supports funding of schools

by Alex October 1, 2006