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"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"
"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"
by Alex October 27, 2002
Get the Solightinitis mug.1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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when you take a twissler and put it in someones mouth until they gag and without wakeing them up put the twissler in there nose.
by Alex February 11, 2005
Get the Nosaled mug.Edders is a depressed homosexual that really annoys everyone. He drinks like a fish and takes lots of prozac
by alex August 3, 2004
Get the edders mug.The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.
We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.
by Alex December 15, 2003
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