alex's definitions

dooshbag

The American for piss-sack

With this Douchbag i can 'go' without actually going.

by Alex August 13, 2003

camel toe

frontal wedgie

you can see the lips moving but you can't figure out what they're saying

by Alex March 2, 2004

Emory

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

by alex February 17, 2005

flurpal

word used to define the color of vomit.

o my god! why would u wear a shirt with such flurpal stripes on it! you sick demented elf person!

by Alex December 4, 2003

farkatke

Yiddish meaning crazy or ridiculous or loud

Look at this farkatke shirt you look like a shmuck

by Alex February 13, 2003

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 3, 2003

mcdojo

McDojos are schools that are run and owned for the purpose of making money. Typically you are able to get a black belt in less than 2-3 years, and you are usually guranteed success on the black belt test. These schools charge outrageous amounts of money, have extensive contracts, and are sometimes cult like.

"I had to pay $3000 a year by contract to go to this mcdojo, I could not pay by the month"

"That McDojo is stupid, you won't learn anything and your bank will hit the fan."

by Alex February 19, 2005