jaunbrand

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).
god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'
by alan June 02, 2004
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jaunbrand

a very very short person (or other short object)
Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.
by alan April 06, 2004
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jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
by alan April 07, 2004
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wind

1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.
by Alan February 04, 2004
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poo

usually involves a toilet and a good magazine
by alan December 26, 2003
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hawk

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.
by Alan May 14, 2004
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