alan's definitions

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

Russian cuisine

The national cuisine of Russia, the Ukraine and sometimes Georgia. Often quite delicious, though sometimes with dramatically different tastes from typical American fare.

Poppy seed rullet, fresh-baked rye bread, soft cheese, various soups and stews, borscht, kvass (small beer), stuffed cabbage leaves.

by Alan June 4, 2004