alan's definitions

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 1, 2004

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

gosu

Good player, someone who owns eveybody. Expert.

DUDE: man he teched so fast, he had like 15 tauren, 3 shaman, 3 docs, and 3 heros.
DUDE 2: definitely GOSU
DUDE: WORD!

by Alan August 15, 2004

Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004