adrian's definitions

shallow

What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.

Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.

by Adrian March 30, 2005

tig ol bitties

it's kind of a "special" code. that way, you can tell the fellas (or ladies) that another women has some huge ass titties with them nearby. that way they (hopefully) won't know what you are talking about. ...that is.. until it's to late.

"damn, you see that chick. she has some tig ol bitties" ...and the fellas agree by sayin.."yep. tig ol bitties"

by adrian November 27, 2003

FIC

Abbreviation meaning "fucked into contentment"

Was that good for you?
I'm ficed.

by Adrian April 18, 2005

joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

gavin degraw

A musician nobody's heard of.

Who the fuck is gavin degraw?

by Adrian June 28, 2007

johnny depp

a talented asctor that men will probably start to hate becasue , like Orlando Bloom, girls are like "OMg jOHNY DEPP IS sO FUCKIN hOT!". But, my friends: don't hate Johnny Depp, hate the idiotic girls that go see his movies only for him.

I'm NOT saying any girl that likes Johnny Depp is an idiot, but any girl that goes to see a Depp movie just for him is an idiot. See the movie for the movie.

by Adrian July 22, 2006

DWC

Driving While Chinese

I see the cops! Lets keep the cylinders oiled! We not want to get police rangry!

by adrian August 9, 2003