Definitions by adel7
qwerty flirty
20s Singles chat room rife with qwerty flirty behavior:
cooldude22: OMG ILY soooo much sooo much
sweetchick7: I <3 U
cooldude22: : )
cooldude22: ;) I <3 U ;)
cooldude22: UR SOOOOO HOT - I L Y BABY
sweetchick7: :*
cooldude22: ooooh you're soooo lovely - omg omg ILY
sweetchick7: oh I luv u 2 baby - btw, watcha look like
cooldude22: ummm... well honestly I'm a 47 year old man with a lovely beer belly and some old sneakers, but omg u r sooooo hot!
cooldude22: OMG ILY soooo much sooo much
sweetchick7: I <3 U
cooldude22: : )
cooldude22: ;) I <3 U ;)
cooldude22: UR SOOOOO HOT - I L Y BABY
sweetchick7: :*
cooldude22: ooooh you're soooo lovely - omg omg ILY
sweetchick7: oh I luv u 2 baby - btw, watcha look like
cooldude22: ummm... well honestly I'm a 47 year old man with a lovely beer belly and some old sneakers, but omg u r sooooo hot!
qwerty flirty by Adel7 December 29, 2007
hydrocrastinate
Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.
Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."
Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."
Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."
hydrocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007
mariocrastinate
When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
mariocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007
Hillary Clinton
A big-mouthed power-hungry woman who thinks that illegal immigrants should be allowed to get drivers licenses.
She's also a conniving and deceitful temptress who will probably get revenge of her husbands Oval Office scandal by having her own scandal, except probably it will be even more scandalous - because it will involve a horse and two mastiffs.
Hillary Clinton also has lied many times and is a very pro-Zionist bitch who did not do such a great job in New York.
She's also a conniving and deceitful temptress who will probably get revenge of her husbands Oval Office scandal by having her own scandal, except probably it will be even more scandalous - because it will involve a horse and two mastiffs.
Hillary Clinton also has lied many times and is a very pro-Zionist bitch who did not do such a great job in New York.
Hillary Clinton as our next president... it seems like a very real possibility, but we should fight against her and go with someone truly motivational and new, like BO. BO - fa'sho. BO on top of the flo, fa sho.
Hillary Clinton by Adel7 December 29, 2007
Wheel of Fortune
A game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your ABCs and spinning a big wheel.
Aaah Wheel of Fortune... or is it Wheel of Misfortune? In any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it's almost ridiculous.
Wheel of Fortune by Adel7 December 29, 2007
Hurricane Katrizzle
Back in 2005 when Hurricane Katrizzle came through, man that was no drizzle that katrizzle, that was some serious life-altering stuff.
Hurricane Katrizzle by Adel7 December 29, 2007