aLeX's definitions

majisty

the lines comming out from trogdor the burninator

jeez, the guy wouldn't know majisty if it came up and bit him in the face.

by alex July 26, 2003

mallfucker

A term which evokes the feeling "Friggin Awesome"

Wordd bitch..."Phantoms" like a mallfucker! - Jay and Silent Bob

by Alex April 23, 2005

blink-182

Blink-182 are a fantastic band which have many great songs. I do have to say though, their old stuff is better than their new stuff but their new stuff is still good!

Bob: Who are Blink-182?
Billy: I think the real question here is, "Who's the person living under a rock that doesn't know Blink-182?!"

by Alex February 8, 2004

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)

Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002

by Alex March 28, 2005

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004