Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
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Used in an episode of the cartoon South Park. Form of transportation powered by a person sitting in a sphere-shaped figure and sticking a rod in his/her anus and forcefully sucking on another rod and rubbing 2 others. (also known as "The It Machine")
by alex December 14, 2004

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic
Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.
by Alex April 05, 2003

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by Alex February 22, 2005
