Zak's definitions

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003

Fastskin

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin

Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.

by Zak August 20, 2004

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

DW

a dick watcher.

dont change infornt of him hes a dw

by zak December 14, 2003

godly

Insert picture od aml here.

Aml has the leet idle skills, he is so godly.

by Zak March 31, 2005

monosyllabic

Composed of one syllable words. Going against the pronounciation of the word itself.

Monosyllabic sentence: This is a look at these kinds of words.

by Zak May 3, 2003

JVGR

A user on gamerankings.com with the most insane posting skillz ever. He pwns you in posting

"Whoah, did you see Jay reached 10k in 2 months? He is a wiked poster!"

by Zak July 3, 2004