by zack July 11, 2004
a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.
kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!
father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe
kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe
kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
by zack July 28, 2004
Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.
by Zack September 03, 2003
Good-Not-Bad
From Kung Pow! Contrary To Popular thought, "gnodab" Is not the just the opposite of badong and does not just mean The opposite of killing OR to give life, but rather when something is good and not bad: Good-Not-Bad: Gnodab
From Kung Pow! Contrary To Popular thought, "gnodab" Is not the just the opposite of badong and does not just mean The opposite of killing OR to give life, but rather when something is good and not bad: Good-Not-Bad: Gnodab
"Dude, the Fact that your parents didn't take your car away when you got that ticket and just gournded you for a week was gnodab."
by Zack September 28, 2004
This is caused by excessive ear wax in an uncleaned ear canal. Waxidrizzle occurs while sleeping when ear wax drips onto one's pillow, leaving mysterious pillowcase stains.
by Zack March 27, 2004
1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
by zack December 03, 2004