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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.
Buy a CD.
by Zack June 13, 2004
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Speen

little ridges in your ballsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a piss
Dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough buttsex with bruce
by zack January 11, 2003
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ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler
Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!
by zack December 2, 2004
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Shizzizzle

Essentially the same as shizzle, only with more meaning. Or "Sizzlin Shizzle", if you need to be literal.
"That was some tight shizzizzle, man!"
"Holy shizzizzle we're fucked."
by Zack July 24, 2004
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mipples

big round nipples resemling that of a mango.
wow sara's mipples wouldnt fit in my mouth so i had to bitch slap that ho
by zack January 10, 2003
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biatch

"Yo momma's a biatch
by zack April 2, 2004
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