Zack's definitions

sweet van

a van that has wicked graphics, a chromed out ladder, a spare tire, a hat(top), and fuzzy shades and interior

-also can be equiped with a dancefloor or sound system

HAROLD: how are you going to pick up the hot chicks friday night

GEORGE: In my sweet van dude-get with the game!!

by zack April 8, 2005

speen

little knicks on your nutsack you get when you are trying to shave your nutsack and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your balls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks

Christ Tad can you lend me some neosporin for the speens i have on my balls?

by zack January 10, 2003

splodydopes

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.

Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).

by Zack November 12, 2004

Train'n

A marijuana hit from a bong that lasts a long time because once the human lungs fill with marijuana smoke the human exhales through his or her nose and continues to inhale through his or her mouth causing a very long hit or what some call double hitting, tripple hitting, etc...

Damn Zack was train'n that bong like it was the last nug on Earth.

by Zack December 28, 2004

theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

by zack January 23, 2003

spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

by Zack October 16, 2003

Xenotheophobia

A fear of persons that practice a relegion other than yours.

Muslims are often portrayed as violently xenotheophobic.

by Zack March 14, 2004