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Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.
by Zack March 26, 2004
mugGet the Inverted Weggiemug.

Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
mugGet the Douchebagerymug.

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.
Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.
by zack February 23, 2003
mugGet the rip roaring red assmug.

rambunktous

i just took the most rambunktous shit ever!

Eric is so rambunktous, he looks like an ape!
by Zack June 3, 2004
mugGet the rambunktousmug.

flying sister twister

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.
Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!
by zack December 2, 2004
mugGet the flying sister twistermug.

ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler
Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!
by zack December 2, 2004
mugGet the ruler jobmug.

mipples

big round nipples resemling that of a mango.
wow sara's mipples wouldnt fit in my mouth so i had to bitch slap that ho
by zack January 10, 2003
mugGet the mipplesmug.

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