Zack's definitions

Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.

Buy a CD.

by Zack June 13, 2004

Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.

link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.

by Zack September 22, 2003

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003

Shizzizzle

Essentially the same as shizzle, only with more meaning. Or "Sizzlin Shizzle", if you need to be literal.

"That was some tight shizzizzle, man!"
"Holy shizzizzle we're fucked."

by Zack July 24, 2004

mipples

big round nipples resemling that of a mango.

wow sara's mipples wouldnt fit in my mouth so i had to bitch slap that ho

by zack January 10, 2003

yuma lope

offshoot species of the yuma yummy, however the yumalope travel in packs, they have learned that they are more effective in large groups.

there's a herd of yumalope nest to the bar, we should get out of here before they pick up our scent.

by zack April 7, 2005