crackwhip

a word you say to insult someone when you cant think of another word to say
Hey you.. uhh.. your a... a...a crackwhip! Thats right your just a damn crackwhip!hah ha ha hahaha
by Zack August 20, 2003
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lickalottapuss

Two lesbians that eat each other out
Man those two lickalottapuss's are really getting into it
by Zack May 08, 2003
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fuckmonkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!
by Zack August 20, 2003
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ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler
Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!
by zack December 02, 2004
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Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.
by Zack March 26, 2004
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Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.
link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.
by Zack September 22, 2003
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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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