Zack's definitions

fuck bags

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

by Zack December 27, 2003

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005

Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.

Buy a CD.

by Zack June 13, 2004

Speen

little ridges in your ballsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a piss

Dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough buttsex with bruce

by zack January 11, 2003

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.

link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.

by Zack September 22, 2003

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003