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kidz bop

kidz bop

A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?
''Dude let's go get the new kidz bop CD''

''No thanks, I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 12, 2006
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taco bell

taco bell

Shit in a container
''What the hell is this garbage?''

''Taco Bell''

''Excuse me. I have to go use my bathroom now''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 12, 2006
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computer

computer

What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage
''What's a computer?''

''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006
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lol

lol

People think it means ''laughing out loud'' but it really means ''lack of laughter'' Often used in daily conversations on and off a computer or any other technological device
''So I went to a party yesterday and there was total lol I left 5 minutes early

Dumb blonde 1: I went to a funeral last week and there was lol you know cuz someone died?

Dumb blonde 2: You laughed? omg that's so not good.
by Your Mom in a bikini July 3, 2006
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son of a bitch

son of a bitch

1. An insult usually used when aggravated.

2. A name for a male dog or puppy

3. The funniest thing your mom can call you
1. ''Jason you son of a bitch!''

2. So yesterday I got this son of bitch poodle.

3.Kyle's mom: You son of a bitch!

Kyle: Hahah your'e a bitch
by Your Mom in a bikini March 19, 2007
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porkchop

porkchop

Thanks to the many many racist people on Urban dictionary it is a derogitory term for someone of Portugese decent (like me)Often so as ''porch monkey'' What have you got aganist us? Is it because we tan easier than you do? We are not all stupid you know. Way to go sterotyping. Way to fucking go.
Stop calling me a porkchop you half-faced illirate fuck!
by Your Mom in a bikini July 13, 2006
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Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

1. An actress who is dating Justin Timberlake and hasn't been in a decent movie since There's something about Mary.

2.Someone with a English,German,Native American,and Cuban background
1.Did Cameron Diaz die? I haven't seen her since Shrek!

2.Brooke is a Cameron Diaz
by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006
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