Definitions by Your Mom in a bikini

wasian 

wasian

1.Someone who is of White and Asain decent

2.A white kid who acts Asian you know,obsessed with Pokemon,Hello Kitty,Xanga,Anime,etc and always smart.

Sometimes this term leads to the other way around like a asian kid trying to be white. They'll try anything stupid.

1.Caitlyn is a wasian, her dad is Greek and her mom is Korean.

2.Wasian person: OMG OMG LOLZ!!! I LOVE POKEMON YAY!!! AND I LOVE XANGA ITS ABOUT AS COOL AS MYSPACE BUT THESE PEOPLE LIKE ANIME LIKE ME!!!111!! WOWZ!

White normal not wasian person: Dude your'e such a wasian

Asian guy: I lit myself on fire and then jumped in my pool

Me: Your a wasian

wasian by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

Cameron Diaz 

Cameron Diaz

1. An actress who is dating Justin Timberlake and hasn't been in a decent movie since There's something about Mary.

2.Someone with a English,German,Native American,and Cuban background

1.Did Cameron Diaz die? I haven't seen her since Shrek!

2.Brooke is a Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

bored 

bored

If you are looking this up,you probably are.

Instead of being bored on the computer, why don't you do something useful. Like get hit by a bus.

bored by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

2006

The year we are in now. It's okay but 2005 was better

2006 is just a big pile of Paris Hilton trying to sing and new douchebags on MTV. It's gay!

2006 by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

computer 

computer

What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage

''What's a computer?''

''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''

computer by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

Clear channel by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

lol 

lol

People think it means ''laughing out loud'' but it really means ''lack of laughter'' Often used in daily conversations on and off a computer or any other technological device

''So I went to a party yesterday and there was total lol I left 5 minutes early

Dumb blonde 1: I went to a funeral last week and there was lol you know cuz someone died?

Dumb blonde 2: You laughed? omg that's so not good.

lol by Your Mom in a bikini July 3, 2006