Yo mamma's definitions

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

dead mom

a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad

help im being attcked by a dead mom

by yo mamma November 13, 2003

mostest

more than moster
also more than most

I smoked the mostest weed of all the brothers at the par-tay

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma June 11, 2006

cup

something you urineate into and give it to the doctor

i need a cup

by yo mamma November 14, 2003

Tv

A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

by Yo Mamma December 4, 2003

indie goth

a kid stuck between the world of INDIE and GOTH , not a poser child like you all will assume, but someone who loves the deepest darkest most "hardcore" music of both worlds.

for those who can't grasp the point: you dress like you're indie, but you dress it all up with a hella lotta black. (And don't forget the music....)

you firgure it out, i'm sure you can, i mean it's not like my emaple wasn't good enough IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT MAKE A BETTER ONE JEEZ!!!!

teenage angst might help describe this all

by yo mamma April 18, 2005